23 Wittiest Matrimony Memes for Spirited Married Folks (July 19, 2023)

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elina lee
Jul 19, 2023 2:00 PM EDT

Whoever said marriage was rainbows and unicorns was a big, phat liar. Don't get us wrong, matrimony is a joyous occasion but let's not act like it's perfect 24/7. Ask any married couple and they'll tell you that marriage is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, unexpected surprises, and exhilarating moments. There are ups, there are downs, but with each twist and turn, we learn to embrace the imperfections and find beauty in the messiness of everyday life. 

With that being said, today we're back with our weekly witty matrimony listicle to remind y'all of just how good you have it. You have a supportive partner by your side who's been with you through thick and thin. Sure, they may get on your nerves from time to time but isn't that just part of the human experience? So as you scroll through these memes, we hope you're reminded to cherish the silly, tender, and downright crazy moments that make this rollercoaster worthwhile. Enjoy! 

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  • 01
    Sculpture - My partner: "You look so beautiful in the morning." Me, burning the pancakes: @mommymemejeans
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Font - mommy MommyCocktail Cocktail @MommyCocktail Don't bring me flowers. Bring me burritos.
    via @mommycocktail
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    Shoulder - am i really mad at my husband??? or have i just not eaten all day J Tik Tok talliaweir TЯ09 303
    via @marriageandmartinis
  • 04
    Basketball - Me to Husband: You locked the bedroom door, right? *Door starts to rattle* Us: WOLES @MOMMYMEMETEANS
    via @mommymemejeans
  • 05
    Outerwear - Me to husband: Why can't our marriage be more mysterious? Also me: @MOMMYMEME JEANS Global HD Sorry we're late! Bob had diarrhea!
    via @mommymemejeans
  • 06
    Hair - Husband: You said you were in a good mood. Me: I am. @themarvelousmrsmom
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Font - THREA mommy Cocktail mommycocktail DS TH DS THE (6) After vacation there should be a mandatory cool off period where nobody talks to each other for at least two days.
    via @mommycocktail
  • 08
    Glasses - Me and my husband: Parenthood hasn't aged us that much. Also us in our 40's: @themarvelousmrsmom
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - Who is your green? Green is someone who randomly became a part of your life one day and saved you; that you now cannot imagine a life without. Someone you know you can tell anything to without being judged because they'll always support you, no matter what.
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - My husband & I were doing yard work but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - SPICY The Spicy Disaster Mama disaster MAMA @spicydisasterma www Husband - Let me get this straight. So if the kitchen is clean, you make a mess and leave it it's okay, but if the kitchen is clean, I make a mess and leave it it's not okay. Me - Correct.
    via @marriageandmartinis
  • 12
    Footwear - "Will you decide what's for dinner for the rest of my life?" @bonjourbitchesblog
    via @marriageandmartinis
  • 13
    Font - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 My husband texted that he can't wait to show me the spreadsheet he created with our finances so if anyone is curious about what marriage is like after 20 years, this is it.
    via @marriageandmartinis
  • 14
    Handwriting - This note that arrived with an Etsy order is... the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. WTF Peggy. Thank you. Enjoy there. I hope my daughter in law packaged these up good. She can't do anything right. редду
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Smile - NEW YORK POST a How this couple turned their fights into a hit podcast By Jane Ridley October 17, 2018 | 8:00pm
    via @marriageandmartinis
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    Font - A Dad Influence @gbergan Whenever there's a baby delivered in a TV show, moms are required to say, "That's not a newborn."
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Hairstyle - Husband: Mommy will be right back. She went out to get her medicine. Me getting my medicine: @themarvelousmrsmom 0000
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Font - Mommy Meme Jeans @mommymemejeans (Texting my husband): Couple of questions...do you know how many are coming to dinner? Are any of them vegetarian? And what time are they coming? Husband: 6 Me: 6 people or 6pm Husband: No @mommymemejeans
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Forehead - Two days ago: I can make it another week w/out that lip waxing Today: @MOMMYMEME JEANS
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Font - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry I used my husbands shoes to take the dog outside and now I can't stop @maryfairyboberry checking the thermostat and yelling about the lights being on
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Font - Mommy Meme Jeans @mommymemejeans : As we were going on our nightly neighborhood walk, I commented to my @mommymemejeans husband how the house on the corner has been letting their grass get too long and this must be the last step before I'm eating "supper" at 4pm and ordering my life alert necklace.
    via @mommymemejeans
  • 22
    Trousers - My introduction to polyamory @MOMMYMEME JEANS
    via @mommymemejeans
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    Happy - When I'm walking away and hear my husband mumble under his breath @oneawkwardmom RE CLJB
    via @mommymemejeans

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